Viernes Negro (Black Friday for all you non-Espanol speakers)

I disagree with a lot of things. Particularly, Black Friday. Let's face it, I'm just not built for it.

I don't have the ENERGY to wake up at any single-digit hour--especially after a delicious food coma.

I don't have the ATHLETIC BUILD/STRENGTH to fight off opponents in big crowds (or any decent helmet or pads to wear).

I don't have the PATIENCE to stand in ridiculous lines.

I don't have the NEED for any big-ticket items like plasma screen TVs and video gaming systems.

And--perhaps the deal breaker of them all--I don't have the DESIRE to participate in any of it.

I know some people do it as a bonding thing with their family members, and that's cool. I also get that there are some pretty good deals on big hot items like electronics and popular children's toys; I just don't need any of those things.

I guess the real reason I have a problem with Black Friday is this: We first celebrate this wonderful Thanksgiving holiday where we reflect on all the blessings we have, show gratitude for the most basic things that we often take for granted, relish in the happy relationships we have and feel humbled. It's so warm and fuzzy.

Then literally overnight, it all changes. People are instantly focused on gifts, material things, competition, saving money, spending money, getting the last item before that other person lays a hand on it, presents, presents, PRESENTS! Kinda makes me sick.

Black Friday just brings the worst out in people. They have their eyes on the prize and forget their manners along the way. In 2008 a worker at a WalMart got trampled to death on Black Friday by the chaotic crowd of shoppers. Sickening! I hope your Tickle-Me-Elmo or Grand Theft Auto was worth this poor guy's life.

For those readers who religious, the holiday season is a time to reflect on major people/events that play important roles around which you base your faith. For those who aren't religious, the holiday season is still an important time to cherish the special people in your life, show them your love and gratitude, and spend quality time with them. You know, the kinda things that are bigger than toys and... things.

Now don't get me wrong--I love giving and receiving gifts during this time of year. I will be out shopping for gifts throughout the month for those that I love (and maybe getting a few for me...), but I'd like to think that I'll be doing it with a happy heart and at a reasonable pace. I'd like to think there won't be malice, competition, or stress involved.

Blah, blah, blah, off my soapbox now.

Happy Holidays and drive safe. :)